I remember back when the dinosaurs used to exist and you had to try and find a blockbuster that had movies on a Friday night because hear me out, Friday night movie rentals weren't just your parent's idea it was everyone's idea. As an old bag of bones according to the younger gen these days we can still kick some shit, and put someone in their place when need be. Just because you are old doesn't mean you are not useful, get off your ass and do something productive whatever it may be. Show those young-ins! Made from 100% organic, combed, ring-spun cotton that's got certifications from Oeko-Tex, PETA, and GOTS because we're old and fragile. Has a sewn in label that's actually comfortable rather than that sandpaper other people use sometimes, this isn't cavemen times anymore MAKE COMFORTABLE CLOTHES DAMN IT!
 
2XS
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
17.13
18.11
19.29
20.47
21.65
22.83
24.02
25.20
27.17
29.13
Height, in
25.20
25.98
27.17
28.35
29.13
29.92
30.71
31.50
32.28
33.07
Sleeve length, in
7.48
7.68
8.07
8.46
8.86
8.86
9.25
9.65
9.65
9.84