Brace yourself a goose is on the loose, and it's coming for blood and it's honking right at you! Have a love for some sarcasm and offensive humor look no further at this creative design. Inspired by the Untitled Goose game where you literally get to be an asshole goose, but this time take it from the screen and place it in the real world and we've got someone with a dedicated sense of humor and a creative mind. This shirt is made of 100% organic, ring-spun, combed cotton and has certifications from Oeko-Tex, PETA, and GOTS! It's label is sewn in and fits regular so make sure you allow your creative flow to show through!
 
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Width, in
17.13
18.11
19.29
20.47
21.65
22.83
24.02
25.20
27.17
29.13
Height, in
25.20
25.98
27.17
28.35
29.13
29.92
30.71
31.50
32.28
33.07
Sleeve length, in
7.48
7.68
8.07
8.46
8.86
8.86
9.25
9.65
9.65
9.84